I resolve to eat five of the seven foods that burn stomach fat.
I resolve to stop buying “desk organizers” and just organize my desk.
I resolve to be smarter than my water, even if I can’t be smarter than my phone.
I resolve to make it to Regionals.
I resolve to party rock in the house tonight.
I resolve to embrace the Color of the Year: Tangerine Tango.
I resolve to stop buying Groupon coupons I never use.
I resolve not to turn against the buyers on House Hunters when they demand 4 bedrooms for $300,000.
I resolve not to use “Lady Gaga” as a punchline like every other writer.
I resolve not to cry at Olympic montages that feature mothers of athletes.
I resolve to cook more farro, the supergrain of 2012.
I resolve not to wear my Uggs in public because I am older than 17.
I resolve to stop blaming the dryer for “shrinking my clothes.”
I resolve to wag more, bark less.
Embracing my Chaos,