Event I Will Not Be Attending: A Celebration Of Dentists

by Lian on February 9, 2012

Seriously, this came in my inbox today. Nothing personal, fellas and gals, but I think I’ve spent enough time with you people this year.

Embracing my Chaos, Lian



Teresa Smith February 13, 2012 at 9:10 AM

What? Did someone run out of people to honor so they’ve resorted to dentists?

Cyndi February 11, 2012 at 5:50 AM

THAT is funny! Top *earning* dentists? It should be a reception for patient$ like you that helped them earn that distinction.

Kristin February 10, 2012 at 11:36 AM


William J. February 10, 2012 at 6:52 AM

Sounds like an event with a lot of teeth to it.

carol February 9, 2012 at 9:08 PM

You probably funded the event. Or maybe they were going to present you with the ‘customer of the year’ award — a golden set of false teeth! LOL!

Ma Schmidt February 9, 2012 at 7:46 PM

Totally LOL!

Kathy in Atlanta February 9, 2012 at 7:27 PM

Lian, Tammy’s right!
If only the dentists could hear your tale of pain, froyo and blue jeans.

Tammy February 9, 2012 at 6:36 PM

I am surprised that they didn’t call and ask you to MC the event! Ah… the comedy bit you could perform!

t3zoo February 9, 2012 at 6:06 PM

oh my god that is hilarious. but maybe you should go—I don’t think you’ve been seeing the top dentists!!

yvonne madvig February 9, 2012 at 5:15 PM

You’ve been such a good customer!

Beckett Graham February 9, 2012 at 3:15 PM

I am cracking up. :)

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