Ah, the Golden Globes. Last year, I was forced to watch because of ill health. But this year. I felt compelled to support Tina and Amy and the rest of The Girls. (and, ahem, the girls…) So, without further adieu….
A genuinely funny opening bit. Way to go, Amy and Tina. Perfect combo of saucy and sweet.
Funny until the shot of my doppelganger Jodie Foster next to Mel Gibson.
The Hunger Games and Life of Pi? Hahahaha. So much funnier to say it about yourself than, say, about somebody else, Ricky Gervais.
Wow-o-wow: Jennifer Garner. Rachel Weitz. Leo. Hayden Panettierre (Love Nashville. Love.) Julianne Moore.
Wah? Sienna Miller. Joaquin. The look on Mel Gibson’s face.
Oh, and then the awards start. And the winners start naming people no one cares about.
Those Modern Family folks always appear to be having a fine, fine time together, like an actual modern family.
Mr. & Ms. Golden Globe freak me out. So does Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Sorry not to see The Hour win. That show is fantastic.
Sarah Palin jokes seem tired. But cleavage seems to be very fresh this year.
Can Damian Lewis win every award? And can Paul Rudd give every award out?
I loved Argo. Granted, I’ve seen almost no other movie this year, but it’s hard for me to believe there’s a more satisfying film out there.
J-Lo, there are no words. God Bless America.
Daniel Craig high-fiving Adele? Brilliant.
Kevin Costner so close to a meaningful speech. So close.
And what do we think about the tuft of gray in front? Hair plugs? Or product?
Crying with laughter, crying, over Kristen Wiig and Will Farrell. Totally skewering Hollywood fakeness. Lighten up, Tommy Lee Jones.
Jennifer Lawrence, great speech. Very promising for the Oscars. Lena Dunham, take a lesson because I’m sure you’re going to win a boatload of awards.
I dreamed a dream… that Anne Hathaway didn’t feign surprise. But nice moment for Norma Rae.
Lucy Lui appears to have GWTW’d it. Drapes in the morning; gown by evening. Oh, Miss Scarlett.
More Hugh Jackman. Clare Danes, solid speech. Sacha Baron Cohen, just a touch of naughty.
Helena Bonham Carter, don’t ever change…. your hair.
All of these movies look so good. I should get out more.
Never funny to say someone’s name wrong, even in a bit.
How psyched am I for The Americans?
I like a good hamster joke, but…
Okay, I’m totally getting Jodie’s haircut…
But the speech is super-nutty. And somehow very moving. And, yet, very nutty.
Wow, Ben Affleck is totally nervous. Always surprises me.
30 seconds of Jay Leno reminds me why I haven’t watched him in 20 years.
I keep meaning to see Bernie.
Changed my mind. Hugh Jackman should win every award.
SO MUCH cleavage.
And finally, some texts from Sheila:
Miss Ricky Gervais.
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